DIANE KAY OLSON-NIELSEN'S AND JESUS CHRIST NIELSEN'S MESSAGE OF OUR CRAZY LOVE AND MARRIAGE AND BABIES FROM THE HEARTLAND OF AMERICA TODAY, TUESDAY, JULY 31st, 2018

We -- me and Jesus, my best friend and husband who fell in love with me over twenty years ago in Albany, NY and New York City and is also from Red Oak, Iowa, folks -- need a new used car and would greatly appreciate you donating a few dollars here and there to help us purchase this used Hyundai Tuscon that we have selected for Diane's bridal shower coming up in the next few weeks. We were united in Holy Matrimony on February 15th, 2018 by God Almighty Our Heavenly Father and I (Jesus C. Nielsen from Red Oak, Iowa) still have to convince her that our marriage is real because she wants to run to Minneapolis and teach social justice, christian discernment, critical theory and composition studies by herself all of the time even though we are expecting quintuplets that were conceived February 28th, 2018 and we have the names all selected and have had the names selected for a couple months now yet need a vehicle to transport the children in and have selected a Hyundai Tucson and need the extra funds to purchase it in. So, any assistance and funds donated to our GoFundMe account (which have been wrongly and illegally returned to you in the past and we did not do that because we needed the money for a car, but if you try again, your donations should go through. LOVE ALL OF YOU IN RED OAK AND AROUND THE COUNTRY. KEEPING DREAMING OF GETTING BACK TO RED OAK SOON BUT HAVE WORK TO DO AS MINISTERS AND TEACHERS ON PLANET EARTH. LOVE YOU ALL, DIANE KAY OLSON AND JESUS CHRISTOPHER NIELSEN, OF RED OAK, IOWA AND WEST DES MOINES, IOWA AND MINNEAPOLIS, ST. PAUL, MINNESOTA. LOVE YOU ALL SO VERY MUCH AND MISS YOU SO VERY MUCH. LOVE YOU TRENT LARSON AND LOVE YOU JACOBSON-JOHNSON FAMILY AND SISTERS IN FAITH, DANEE, ANN, HEATHER AND BRANDI AND GRANDCHILDREN. LOVE YOU SO VERY MUCH. THANK YOU FOR ALL OF YOUR SUPPORT OVER THE PAST FIVE AND A HALF YEARS ON FACEBOOK. SINCERELY, DIANE K. OLSON AND JESUS CHRIST NIELSEN (YES, CHRIST HIMSELF)